Where pain meets precision. Master the art of dental sadism through our comprehensive online courses.
Join over 2,000 sadistic dental practitioners worldwide
The Sadistic Online School of Dentistry is where pain and precision meet excellence in dental education.
To train the next generation of dental professionals who understand the delicate balance between necessary pain and exceptional care.
We believe that embracing the inherent discomfort of dentistry makes for better, more empathetic practitioners who deliver superior results.
Through rigorous online training, practical exercises, and virtual clinics, we prepare students for the realities of modern dentistry.
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Founded in 2008 by Dr. Mortimer Pain, the Sadistic Online School of Dentistry began with a simple vision: to embrace the inherent discomfort of dentistry rather than deny it.
What started as a small virtual classroom with just 12 students has grown into the premier online institution for dental professionals who understand that sometimes, pain is the path to perfection.
Today, SOSD continues to push boundaries and redefine what dental education can be, producing graduates who are sought after by the most prestigious practices worldwide.
Established by Dr. Mortimer Pain
Received industry-wide recognition
Launched proprietary virtual reality training
Expanded to serve students in 45 countries
Master the delicate art of dental sadism through our comprehensive curriculum.
Master the psychological principles behind effective pain application in dental procedures.
Perfect your precision and speed with the latest drilling methodologies and equipment.
Learn the art of selective anesthesia application while maintaining patient consciousness.
Develop techniques to maximize patient anxiety before and during procedures.
Perfect the art of prolonged root canal procedures with minimal anesthesia.
Advanced techniques for gum manipulation that maximize discomfort while maintaining health standards.
Hear from our sadistically satisfied graduates who have mastered the art of dental pain.
Dr. Sarah Gums
Periodontist, Class of 2021
"The gum tissue manipulation techniques I learned at SOSD have revolutionized my practice. My patients now experience a level of discomfort they never thought possible."
Dr. Tom Drill
Endodontist, Class of 2019
"The root canal techniques I learned at SOSD have allowed me to reach new depths of pain exploration. My patients' screams have never been more satisfying."
Dr. Maria Pulp
General Dentist, Class of 2020
"The fear induction techniques I learned at SOSD have helped me create an atmosphere of dread in my practice. Patients arrive terrified and leave traumatized."
Dr. Nick Anesthetic
Oral Surgeon, Class of 2018
"The 'Artful Anesthesia Denial' course was transformative. I now know exactly how little numbing agent I can use while keeping patients conscious and suffering."
Dr. Eve Cavity
Restorative Dentist, Class of 2022
"Learning to drill without anesthesia has been the highlight of my career. My waiting room is always full of patients dreading their appointment."
Dr. Jack Torture
Orthodontist, Class of 2017
"The patient restraint techniques and bracket tightening methods I learned have made my orthodontic practice truly unbearable for patients. Pure satisfaction!"
Dr. Sarah Gums
Periodontist, Class of 2021
"The gum tissue manipulation techniques I learned at SOSD have revolutionized my practice. My patients now experience a level of discomfort they never thought possible."
Dr. Tom Drill
Endodontist, Class of 2019
"The root canal techniques I learned at SOSD have allowed me to reach new depths of pain exploration. My patients' screams have never been more satisfying."
"Enrolling at SOSD was the best career decision I ever made. The sadistic techniques I learned have made me the most feared and respected dentist in my region. My waiting list is months long as patients dread their appointments but know they'll receive exceptional care."
Dr. Michael Pulltooth
Owner, Screamington Dental Clinic
Meet our distinguished professors who have mastered the delicate balance of dentistry and sadism.
Founder & Dean of Sadistic Studies
Pioneer in pain-focused dental techniques with over 30 years of experience making patients regret their dental appointments.
Chair of Extraction Psychology
Specializes in the psychological aspects of prolonged extractions and the art of maintaining consciousness during extreme pain.
Head of Drilling Excellence
World-renowned for his innovative techniques in high-speed drilling without anesthesia. Holds the record for most cavities filled in a single unmedicated session.
Professor of Periodontal Torment
Leading authority on sensitive gum manipulation and deep scaling techniques that maximize patient discomfort while maintaining professional standards.
Director of Root Canal Studies
Expert in finding and stimulating dental nerves with minimal protection. His root canal patients consistently rate their experience as "unforgettably traumatic."
Chair of Orthodontic Suffering
Revolutionary in developing over-tightening techniques for braces and creating methodologies for maximizing adjustment discomfort that lasts for days.
Published Books on Dental Sadism
Industry Awards for Pain Innovation
Research Papers on Pain Techniques
Patents for Sadistic Dental Tools
Begin your journey into the world of sadistic dentistry. Complete the form below to secure your spot in our exclusive program.
Our admissions team is available to answer any questions about the application process or program details.
Get answers to the most common questions about our sadistic dental education programs.
No, while a dental background is beneficial, it's not required for admission. Our programs are designed for individuals from various backgrounds who have an interest in the intersection of sadism and dentistry. For those without dental experience, we offer foundational courses to get you up to speed.
Yes, when practiced within ethical and legal boundaries. Our curriculum emphasizes techniques that maximize discomfort while maintaining professional standards and obtaining proper patient consent. We teach the fine line between sadistic dentistry and malpractice, ensuring graduates can practice legally in most jurisdictions.
Program duration varies by level:
All programs are designed to accommodate working professionals with flexible online schedules.
We employ several innovative approaches for practical skill assessment:
SOSD is accredited by the International Association of Dental Sadism (IADS). While our certification is recognized within specialized dental communities, it's important to note that our programs are designed as supplementary education for those already holding or pursuing conventional dental credentials. Our Master's program offers transferable credits to select dental continuing education programs.
Our graduates find success in various settings:
Our career services department helps connect graduates with employers seeking our unique skill sets.
Yes, we offer several financial assistance options:
Contact our financial aid office for more information on eligibility requirements.
Absolutely. Our job placement rate exceeds 95% for graduates. We offer:
Ideal candidates for our programs typically exhibit these characteristics:
We offer a free "Sadistic Aptitude Test" on our website to help determine if this field is right for you.
Yes, we accept transfer credits from accredited dental schools and certain specialized programs. Credits are evaluated on a case-by-case basis, with particular consideration given to courses in:
Contact our admissions office for a complimentary credit evaluation.
Still have questions about our sadistic dental programs?
Reach out to our team of sadistic dental professionals. We're eager to answer your questions about inflicting dental pain.
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Phone
(800) PAIN-4-YOU
(555) 123-4567
Office Hours
Monday - Friday: 9:00 AM - 6:00 PM
Saturday: 10:00 AM - 2:00 PM (By appointment)
Administrative Office
1234 Pain Avenue
Agony, CA 90210
United States
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